{"id":76,"date":"2006-11-15T01:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cn2480547.coolnic.de\/blog\/2006\/11\/15\/76\/"},"modified":"2007-01-28T19:52:03","modified_gmt":"2007-01-28T18:52:03","slug":"ich-bin-schwanger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Ich bin Schwanger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grade <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepregnancytester.com\/\">hier<\/a> einen Test gemacht und es erfahren. Verflixt, Weihnachten ist es dann wohl soweit.<\/p>\n<p>Seht selbst:<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations, Blui! You&#8217;re &#8222;with child&#8220;. Our remote testing system has detected that you&#8217;re pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the &#8222;View My Baby&#8220; button below.<\/p>\n<p>Es kann inzwischen sogar beim ersten Test festegestellt werden welches Geschlecht das Kind hat:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s A Girl!<br \/>\nBlui, you&#8217;re going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn&#8217;t she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 7 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!<\/p>\n<p>Und was mich besonderst erstaunt hat ist das auch der Vater direkt bestimmt werden kann:<br \/>\nYou little whiskey-sippin&#8216; momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin&#8216; charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).<\/p>\n<p>Wenn ihr es immer noch nicht glaubt:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/72176041@N00\/297683727\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width: 509px; height: 374px\" height=\"374\" alt=\"Schwanger\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/100\/297683727_eec9d9f89a_o.png\" width=\"509\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grade hier einen Test gemacht und es erfahren. Verflixt, Weihnachten ist es dann wohl soweit. Seht selbst: Congratulations, Blui! You&#8217;re &#8222;with child&#8220;. Our remote testing system has detected that you&#8217;re pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the &#8222;View My Baby&#8220; button below. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.bluiswelt.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}